The world is your lobster
Reticulating splines...
Creativity is not a talent, It's a state of mind, a way of operating, about the willingness to play. - John Cleese
No tree can grow to Heaven, unless its roots reach down to Hell. - Carl Jung
If you are not willing to be a fool, you can't become a master.
The purpose of life is finding the largest burden that you can bear and bearing it.
The world is your lobster. - Pam
Wow. - Owen Wilson
Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas
To live is to change, and to be perfect is to have changed often. - John Henry Newman 
Give me a minute, I'm good. Give me an hour, I'm great. Give me six months, I'm unbeatable. - John 'Hannibal' Smith
If you're in your comfort zone for too long, you're declining or you're dying. - David Helgason
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't feel. Just because I don't believe doesn't mean I don't understand. - IAMX
This Statement is False! - Portal
Does a set of all sets contain itself? - Portal
I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum - Duke Nukem + They Live
The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules. - Brant Parker and Johnny Hart
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead. - Pulp Fiction
I love you, Honey Bunny. - Pulp Fiction
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions. - Pulp Fiction
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. - Douglas Adams
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end. - Douglas Adams
People who know what they're talking about don't need PowerPoint. - Steve Jobs
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them
Pretend to be completely in control and people will assume that you are -- Steve Jobs
Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of man could invent
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things
The world is a comedy to those that think; a tragedy to those that feel
A dress has no meaning unless it makes a man want to take it off. - Francoise Sagan
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
Those who say do not know. Those who know do not say.
The Sun was born, so it shall die, So only shadows comfort me
Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best. - St. Jerome
Vision without Execution is Hallucination
One More Thing... - Steve Jobs
We are nihilists. We believe nothing
To be enraged is to be truly enlightened to the ways of things *nods* -- Me
I'm sure CSS was designed by Sark, needlessly sadistic -- Me
Your joy is my low - IAMX
Try a little harder to be a little better
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication
I'm just going to rage quit life in any minute now -- Me
I don't want to die without any scars
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
Don't eat the yellow snow
Come on you fiend!
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar
One that would have the fruit must climb the tree
The finest fruit is highest on the tree
Live to the point of tears
I aim to misbehave
People, generally, suck - Christopher Moore
The thin edge of the wedge - Charles Bukowski
Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before
I can resist anything except temptation
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream 
Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill - Charles Bukowski
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving
Where the horse lies down is where you whoop its ass
Purple does something strange to me
You have my soul and I have your money
I am a deeply superficial person
The harder I work, the luckier I get
I have to return some videotapes
Get busy living or get busy dying
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it - Joan Rivers
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it - Garry Shandling
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare
The way to succeed is to double your error rate
Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens from the Sea
Lead, follow, or get out of the way
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
You must do the things you think you cannot do
Never mistake motion for action
I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying
The more you know the less you need to say
Life is hard. After all, it kills you
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination
Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom
The difference between knowing the path and walking the path
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple
Living is hard, It's taken years off of my life
It was either be an artist, or be insane
Thou errant elf-skinned minnow!
Thou reeky swag-bellied popinjay!
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a persistent one
Because we have guns and we're not afraid to use them
Not all who wander are lost
I think serial monogamy says it all
I don't do drugs. I am drugs
If we fail here death will be a blessing. for Aiur!
Because I know you want it
May help with indigestion
May help lower cholesterol
I am just going outside and may be some time
Better than Cocaine
Lubrication for your mind
Procrastination at It's best
I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours
Contains only 4% Salt
Targets your A-zone
Because real life is overrated
Boom Shake Shake..
Ekki Ekki ter wang plop
That's no ordinary rabbit
It was him... all him, not me
It's here somewhere, and I'm gonna find it
Damn it, damn it all to hell
Oranges? what do you mean boy?
It's wrong, I'm not going to tell you why
Trams are super
Behind the box in the loft
give me all your money
All your base are belong to us
|\/|4d l33t 5k¬°11z0r!!
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose
Don't stand in the way of my actualisation as a man
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech
Consciousness is a terrible curse
If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
Papa's got a brand new bag
I remember that sound. It's a bad sound!
I make him an offer he don't refuse
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass
That is the sound of inevitability
Bravely bold Sir Robin
Your father smells of elderberries
Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!
Behold The Holy Hand Grenade
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration